- Anti Joke

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Black people. They are so kind.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't