Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How old are you? 20

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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