- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Who is a knob? ross d

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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