Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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knock knock who's there police

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Win and Beau have no friends

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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