Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Cows go moo.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Hearpin my durp

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Anti Joke

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