- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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