- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What does A duck smoke? Quack

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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