- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Comedy.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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