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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Women's rights

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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