A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

your mom is so blind she cant read.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why? Because!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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