Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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space is fun

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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this is gay

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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