How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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WNBA

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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The game!

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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