What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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