- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

vbh

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What is 8 times 4? 32

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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