Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Gays

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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