- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

pickle juice?

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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