what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Snausages.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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bob saget

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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