Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Spinabifita

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Matty B

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Weiner

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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