Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

my mom raped yerr foot

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Johnson stops eating

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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