What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What's a small person? A midget

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Penis.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Anti Joke

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