Alex Eggbert

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knock knock who's there aids

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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