- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Cows go moo.

Cleveland winning something

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What does A duck smoke? Quack

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why was Timmy sad?

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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