What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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A black man in a country bar.

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miley cyrus

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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