Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Stephen Walking.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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It smells like triangles in here.

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fart+fart=poop

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