- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

bitches be crafty.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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