What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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This one sucks!

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Anti Joke

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