a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Joey mayer's face

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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