Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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