Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Women Driving.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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T-Dog scare me

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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