want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Snausages.

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