- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

1 + 1 = 3

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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