- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

rape that shit

Gianni

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

for keeps?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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