Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Anti Joke

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