- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Why was Timmy sad?

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Trashcan!

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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