Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A black guy with his family.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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