A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

womens rights

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Nothing yet CC

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

this is a joke

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

A seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Seth stock has a large penis

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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