What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Yo mamas so fat

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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