- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

bitches be crafty.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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