- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What is the difference between a duck?

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

a ginger has a soul

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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