Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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