Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Canada AYY

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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