There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What's a small person? A midget

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Penis.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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