Johan showering. . . AWK

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Jason Connor.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Stop being a centipede

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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