69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Woman.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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your father died

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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