What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Johan showering. . . AWK

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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