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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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