what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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