- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Joey mayer's face

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

.....Carrot Top....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

YOLO.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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