- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Cows go moo.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Cleveland winning something

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