- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

womens rights

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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