- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

What did I do last night?work

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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