Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Thanks

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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