DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Gianni

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Barack Obama

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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