Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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The WNBA

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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