If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Two english guys meet at work

pickle juice?

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

weiner? balls

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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