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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

pickle juice?

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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