- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

God is real

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

I am a nigger.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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