Roses are red Violets are penis

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

God is real

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

I am a nigger.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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