An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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How are you? Yes

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Canada AYY

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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