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buttcrack thumbs up

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

LOL May Wong

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Jason Connor.

Stop being a centipede

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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