If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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yfygcugyuyc

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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LOL May Wong

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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