I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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I like pom

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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I lost my tractor.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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knock knock who's there aids

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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...NO.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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