- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Comedy.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Not Steve Jobs

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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