Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Penal Dysfunction

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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