A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Once upon a time.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

bum sex lol

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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