Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Drunk irish man

what happened to your gran you tell me

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

yo mama's so fat!!!

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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