Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Joey mayer's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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