What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's a small person? A midget

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Like if you like big tits.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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