After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Spread the net.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Girls

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Joe Biden

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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hi michael

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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