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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

what happens during a climax apples

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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