What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

womens rights to vote

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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