- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a duck?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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