- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Comedy.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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