- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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