- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

what do you watch ? a tv

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

bitches be crafty.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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