knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Unnnnnnnn

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Soccer...

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Drunk irish man

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

what happened to your gran you tell me

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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