What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

twilight

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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