- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Melbourne Football Club.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Soccer...

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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