What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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poo

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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