- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

yo mama's so fat!!!

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

how did the little girl die cancer

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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