Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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24!

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Society.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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bob saget

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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