KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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knock knock come in

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Vagina ass.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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thumbs up!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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obama's promises

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Womens rights.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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