- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Comedy.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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