Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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