- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Snausages.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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