Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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Your mother is a man.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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