whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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