why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

knock knock how there me ok come in

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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