Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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I killed someone today. :D

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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